Monday, November 24, 2008

Raph this is for you...

...washed up celebrity makes a career changing comeback by reorganizing best works into youtube montage. Said celebrity only assumed idea was original, public knows better. Come on buster, when's the next flick!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrfIjYACPU0&eurl=http://yourdailychum.wordpress.com/

True Story

Louis CK tells it like it is on Conan.

Friday, November 21, 2008

Snow!!!

So this morning I woke up with an unusual bounce in my stride. I couldn't quite explain it but for some reason I found myself humming and singing in the shower. Then in the process of ironing my shirt I was thoroughly delighted and it was fun. And for the first time all year I remembered not to eat my cereal so as to leave room for the bagels we get every Friday. It was gearing up to be a whopper of a day. Then as I was headed back to the office from a lunch meeting in the city it struck me... in the nose... a small flaky ice crystal. Then another. No wonder! Today was the first day of snow. Apparently it doesn't snow much in DC but I've recently spent some time in Wisconsin and this was just a delight. Here's to you, you magical snow goddess. If you aren't platinum... then my name isn't Lincoln McLain.

More Socially Platinum Behavior

I'd like to thank Raph for keeping the ball rolling, and I apologize too for lacking in regularity and frequency.

Every morning I wake up around 9am (I know, the bliss of a grad student), take the elevator down to the first floor, walk outside my apartment and grab a copy of the Express and two complimentary coffees on my way back up.  Usually I'm just in time to grab one of the last copies in the two bins relatively close to my apartment.  For some reason, the Express was in high demand on Monday, and there were no copies left in either bin.  The homeless man who usually sits by one of them saw me check both, and then offered his own copy to me for which I thanked him.  I've seen him around a lot, but I'd never given him anything before.  Guess he made the first gesture.  How ironic.  So this morning, when we woke to the fire alarm (there actually was a small fire in the building), I brought my wallet with me and gave the homeless man $1.  Next time I plan to bring him a pumpkin cupcake if he'd like.

Platinum Public Behavior

Sorry again gang for not posting more often. I know that it kind of lets the steam out of a blog when we're not doing our part. For the record, in the course of any given day, I probably think of five separate ideas for posts. My problem is that I'm rarely in a position to post them within the time frame necessary before I've forgotten the idea. So I'm going to try and post immediately as i get an idea from now on, to help deal with said problem. We'll see what happens.



Anyway, so every morning I walk to work (it's been cold in case you didn't notice). Since I walk to work every day, I've gotten pretty good at several things. The first is street names in the ten blocks between home and work. Second is my newfound knowledge of the timing for all the traffic lights I walk through. I pretty much know at this point where and how fast to walk after I see an one light in an intersection. The good news is that this means I can get to work fast without almost causing an accident in the middle of a pretty well trafficked area of Arlington. But of course, like all good things, there are always free riders.



Just this morning, someone watched me jaywalk and about 5 seconds(too late) jumped off the curb and just blindly started walking. First rule of jaywalking; Look the fuck out! Anyway, the woman almost got hit and definitely got honked. The expression on her face was something close to perplexed/startled with a hint of indignant. I laughed. Definitely not platinum behavior. For the record, I can honestly say that I learned the rules of jaywalking from my mother, an avowed New Yorker who I clearly remember describing her unhappiness with jaywalkers in St. Louis, my home. Having been to NYC many times, I can say honestly that jaywalkers there really are of a different class. Oh well. Here' s to hoping the lady on the street lost some social capital and recognized the need to look at the cars/lights and not what song to listen to on her IPod.

Thursday, November 6, 2008

A post-election post about....

Absolutely nothing related to the election. Yeah, done with it.

What I really wanted to do was write about platinumness as it relates to my daily life. I was having a conversation with a friend and he asked me the following question about a recent technology acquisition I made. The conversation went something like this:

Friend: So, how's the new IPod?

Me: Oh, it's great. I don't even think about it.

Friend: Really?

Me: Yeah, it's one of those things that is so good, I tend to forget how simple and awesome it is.

The moral of the story is that I think it's pretty interesting how often we take for granted all the platinum things around us. It's helpful to remember things were not always as they are now.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

A test of the [ir]rational voter?

This is the last post about voting from me for a long time, but this I simply couldn't pass up.

I woke up this morning to find this in my inbox:

"date        Tue, Nov 4, 2008 at 1:16 AM
subject   Election Day Update
To the Mason Community:
Please note that election day has been moved to November 5th. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you."

This email was followed soon after with this:

"date       Tue, Nov 4, 2008 at 8:08 AM
subject  Urgent Voting Information
Dear Colleagues,
It has come to my attention early this morning that a message was hacked into the system fraudulently stating that election day has been moved.  I am sure everybody realizes this is a hoax, it is also a serious offense and we are looking into it.  Please be reminded that election day is today, November 4th."

Next, I find myself reading about this in the Express.

Sure, this isn't platinum behavior.  But I still had a good laugh.  I can't imagine anyone falling for these schemes, but anything's possible.  Let it be clear I don't support purposefully disseminating incorrect information.  But in jest, perhaps these pranksters were simply encouraging the "civic duty" of the extremely uninformed--not voting.

Monday, November 3, 2008

Can I preach fiscal conservativism while also spending all my money on beer?

It seems counterintuitive—or at least ironic—that I could be able to strongly advocate responsible spending in the government at the same time as I race to the local water hole with my months earnings… Is this platinum? Am I, in fact, sending mixed messages to my enthusiastic followers? Maybe it could be more platinum of me if I were to… (oh here it comes) invest in Platinum!! Yes you’ve heard buy gold bars and stick ‘em under your bed. But with platinum you can do the same while also not looking like a Ron Paul loony. And let us face it, buying gold is so 1980’s rapper. This generations big-wigs know how to roll with the P-funk… that is essentially the same as putting star shaped glasses on a lump of the worlds most valued metal: platinum..

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Platinum Voting: Knowing what you are voting for...

So, I still have not decided about voting for individual candidates in the coming election. But, this weekend I decided that I was going to vote on individual ballot issues. First thing to do, find out what I will be voting on. Ironically, this took some effort. The state of Virginia posted lots of information on how to register, where to vote, and answers to any questions you may have about any number of voting problems, but there was no link that said "Issues that will be on the Ballot." Frustrated initially by this, I started using google to search for information. This proved to be a complete waste of time(and proof that Google is not perfect when it comes to search). I guess it goes back to the whole theory that we care more about personalities in politics than we do about issues. There was untold amounts of information about McCain or Obama, but little about the referendum to completely reconstitute the way Arlington does public/affordable housing.

Anyway, after some searching and the realization that I had completely overlooked a part of the Virginia Elections website, I found the page that had all the information I could want. A list of every constitutional amendment being proposed for the state + local referendums: check. A detailed explanations of what the changes mean relative to the status quo: check. A non-partisan analysis: truly remarkable and check.

Anyway, for those platinum readers who haven't voted and want to be prepared for Nov. 4th, go here for some good old fashioned info about issues that are probably a little more important than this. Make sure to scroll down about 3/4 of the way down the page.

Merry voting everyone. I promise I'm going to stay away from politics for the next few posts...promise.

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Is Platinumness a means or an end?

Two of my favorite individuals in the world are Dr. Milton Friedman and Dr. Gregory House. Friedman pretty much rocked my worldview when he said, "One of the great mistakes is to judge policies and programs by their intentions rather than their results." House amuses me when he says things like, "Dying people lie too. Wish they'd worked less, been nicer, opened orphanages for kittens. If you really want to do something, you do it. You don't save it for a sound bite." I suppose it's because both have a way of simplifying relatively complex phenomena into one liners that I can digest pretty easily. But a question that I'm intrigued by is how their different approaches reveal different views on what constitutes platinumness.

Friedman, as the quote above suggests, obviously has a respect for the processes and knowledge required to make good decisions, although he'd be the first one to assume his lack of knowledge about any number of things. At the same time, if you spend millions of dollars and have pretty much nothing to show for it, whatever your claim is about the desired end result, it calls into question your ability to understand whether you understand the root causes of said phenomena and going one step further, calls into question whether or not the said problem is even a real "problem" as it is described. Under what I believe is Friedman's line of reasoning, platinum behavior is derived from a mixture of understanding how good premises lead to good processes which then lead to better ends for everyone.

House, on the other hand, has a much more fun way of deciding platinum behavior; Do the ends get accomplished? Usually, his end is quite simple; save the patient at all costs. The means by which this is accomplished are completely irrelevant. Through this analysis, House disregards conventions like meeting with the patients his team treats, being nice to people, and following any sort of hospital protocol. It's an alluring way to live, although the assumption all along is that House will eventually solve the problem. When he doesn't, and I've only seen two episodes in five years where this has happened (both of which involved team members, not House, making mistakes) it throws his whole analysis into a bit of turmoil, because it reveals that there are limits to the kind of success one can have with such a methodology. At the same time, the show is a testament to a weird kind of American individualism that could give a flying fuck what conventions are, mainly because they are designed and implemented not for the benefit of the individual, but so that most people will not have to actually grapple with reality as House sees it - "Everyone lies." Thus, the logic goes, if results (saving lives) are the only thing that matters, why even pretend to care about all these things that seem to gray the clear truth that awaits when cold reason works it's way through a problem.

So the question remains about platinum behavior. Is it an end (House) or is more of a means that leads to positive ends (Friedman)? Obviously, I find both approaches attractive. But being neither brilliant nor a malcontent (at least right now), it is difficult to implement either approach in my daily life. Instead, I'll apply the ideas of both men in the best way I know how: watching my favorite tv show on hulu and reading books by a nobel prize winner.